Warning!
(Parodist at Large)

HEN I AM OLD I shall wear a beard With preferentially a Hawaiian shirt Overloud in flowering hybiscus And I will speak with my grandchildren With the authority of an Old Testament prophet And the generosity of Santa Claus. I will count Hemingway my favorite author He shall share the shelf with Longfellow, Tennyson and Dostoyevsky And the Misopogon of Julian the Apostate. And I will buy their books with fifties and fives.